Born This Way

Don’t think about rude stuff and kids,

Or stabbing him in his pupil,

And pulling off his own eyelids,

Or anything else as brutal,

Stop brain, I don’t want to shag that,

It’s a worm, or a bird, or cow,

I’m not going to strangle my cat,

So please stop letting me know how,

I didn’t sign off saying ‘cunt’,

I didn’t run over that girl,

Don’t want to show my cock in front,

My weird and creepy cousin Earl,

This is fucking exhausting brain,

Do we have to do this all day?

It is all a bit of a pain,

Oh well, guess I’m just born this way.