I Didn’t Sign Up For This

The sales pitch for growing up

Is a simple formula that’ll make you happy

Work hard, be smart, always smile

And everything will fall into place

Exercise, education equates to elation

But nobody mentions the things that hide round the corner

Nobody reads the fine print of chaos and disorder

What to do if your mind attacks you

What to say if you’re wasting away

You’ve signed up for it now, and life demands payment in full